Dirty Workie

When someone pretty steals your seltzer or snacks out of the work fridge at work

Victim: I think that pretty son of a bitch from production stole my bubly out of the fridge.

Co-worker: you got hit with a dirty workie

by Baby giant January 26, 2021

Dirty Sexton

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.

“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff

by ellodad January 26, 2021

Dirty Ziggy

A girl comes home from working at peaches and cream and she got given these toys for free and she was told to test them out. She goes home to her brother and golden retriever and shows them the toys. Her brother snatched her up and try’s out each toy but then they notice that their dog is watching so they call it up into the bed and proceed to fuck each other in a threesome. The girl loves it so much that each afternoon she comes home and fucks her dog for hours. Until one day her boyfriend come in and sees the dog inside his girlfriend. He screams and faints onto the floor. The girl gets up to check that he isn’t dead meanwhile the dog just licks up the remainder off the wet soggy floor

“Hi, have you heard why Maia isn’t at school?”

“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”

by Mucshakecumquatman January 26, 2021

DIRTY O’Connor

Where you fart in a women’s mouth, then proceed to suck it out and swallow

Hey bro I totally pulled a dirty O’Connor lastnight!

by 200mp January 26, 2021

Dirty Thirty

When you reach thirty years of age and are in complete denial and act like a complete reckless penis to compensate the fact your slowly dying

Oh someone clearly reached their dirty thirty

by Bm24310 January 30, 2021

Dirty Sushi

Definition of a girl who is a disgusting skank, anything that smells bad or is just a nasty thought.

Dude, it smells like Dirty Sushi in here!

by Candícane January 30, 2021

Dirty Taris

When you sexy girlfriend gets super turned on and wants you to rub her pussy from outside her pants while your kissing her neck and pulling her hair..then put her in your favourite position pushing every inch as deep as you can until you cum

Bro I had an awesome night last night .. she was so down and let me do a dirty tarish

by Well I guess 1234 January 31, 2021