Dirty Surfboard

When you are at a party/large gathering, and you have to drop a poopie, so you proceed to turn on the bathtub/shower at said party, and proceed to take large poopie/poopies in the tub. Wait a few hours for the bathroom to flood, and vuala! A dirty surfboard!

"Yo bro I just rode the waves on that dirty surfboard you made in the bathroom. You pooed a fat one out."

by JuicyJoints6969 April 17, 2017

Dirty samaya

The act of taking a vulnerable shit in your ex boyfriends mouth as a sign of re-kindled love.

um b-baby can we please do a dirty samaya?

by yourformermothereheheheheheh November 16, 2021

dirty android

1) The dirtiest of Androids; also know as a filthy Android

2) When your vibrator battery dies and you have to go manual

3) Sitting on a Pixel device while it’s vibrating

I broke a dirty Android and ended up with a virus.

by DirtyUrban June 27, 2019

Dirty

1. Something that is unclean.

2. Slang for something that seems messed up.

1. Man that car is dirty, you should wash it.

2. YO THAT'S DIRTY, YOU CANT GIVE ME AN ''Z'' FOR A GRADE THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.

by CHOCOLATECHEESEFVDFDF November 8, 2010

dirty-0-six

Doing it in a hunting blind

Me and Anna Lynn did the dirty-0-six in the back pasture last Saturday!

by Wildkatcrazy January 7, 2018

Dirty d

Davenport Iowa Where all the ghetto people live 110% ratchetness everywhere and all the bitchs have nappy weave. Also they smell like booty juice

Damn that bitch from the dirty d ...

by Trishthatbish September 12, 2018

Dirty Delton

Using bosley as a lubricant cause you can’t seem to get your elderly wife wet.

Well baby I guess imma have to pull a dirty Delton out of my ass.

by daddiolog April 15, 2020