The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".

Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"

by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019

Nega-Fucks

Fucks that are so small and dense, it caves in on itself, creating a fuck black hole that sucks in your sanity.

*Boring ass lecture*
Student 1: Words cannot describe how little of a fuck I give right now...
Student 2: Brooo, I'm about to start giving nega-fucks...
Student 1: Oh no...
* Student 2's brain begins to implode as the destructive force of nega-fucks erodes his mental capacity*
Student 1: Ah shit, here we go again...

by Lightskin Dreads April 22, 2019

fuck nugget

a cringey person who tries to act like theyre kool

Brooooo did u see that fuck nugget over there
Omg dis fuck nugget

by lyssabich April 22, 2019

Fuck Ened

A phrase used to describe the terrible engineering program for freshman at UC.

Man, Fuck Ened.

by EnedBad April 23, 2019

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Noodley as fuck

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.

Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”

by NeatBeans April 29, 2019

Cunt fucking whore

A Bitch that like so fuck cunts

Bruh did u see that cunt fucking whore last night she was fucking all of the cunts

by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019