flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

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Ass Burgers

Burgers That Come From the Anus

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good

by Local Loaner September 17, 2020

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ass crazy

The equivalent of mad cow disease when found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer and became a mule he developed a severe case of Ass Crazy .

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

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Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.

Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.

by brazylayloo June 9, 2019

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Ass

Attractive

Sexy
Skank

Hey you Ass.

by KassWritesDefinitions August 15, 2021

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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.

Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!

by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005

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