TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018

Turtle tunnel

Uncircumcised penis

The guy last night had a turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025

turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.

I'm doing the turtle spin.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 3, 2023