Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.

And i oop, SaVE tHe tUrtLES!
No really, save the turtles.

by A Stupid cat June 30, 2021

turtle soup party

When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.

My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.

by Thumb boble October 15, 2023

Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 08, 2010

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 25, 2021

Psychedelic Turtle

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.

Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him

by DeviantSex July 18, 2019

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man May 19, 2011