two time potato

A big bitch that eat potato chips.

"Omg look at that two time potato face big bitch"

by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016

Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

Potato Chip Theory

The event or thought of not being able to stop after doing something once. The name comes from the fact that almost no one can eat just one chip, they always want more.

(In Transfomers: The Revenge Of The Fallen) Optimus Prime to Megatron: "You'll never stop at one." Optimus Prime now has a solid understanding of the Potato Chip Theory

The Potato Chip Chip Theory explains why the villains in movies never stop with killing or suppressing one person.

by Sir Hillington July 14, 2014

Middle Eastern Potato

A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful

“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”

by The only potato October 19, 2020

Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018

Bucas Da Potato

A certain being named "Bucas" photoshopped as a potato.

"Bucas Da Potato is so funny!"
"I know, right."

by BrownBoiXD August 30, 2021

Wisconsin Potato Chip

Similar to the California Potato Chip in that you fuck a girl and pull out and cum on her back, let it dry and peel it off and eat it potato chip style. The main difference here is if she has some sort of infection or bacteria that makes your jizz taste sort of cheesy.

I thought I was having California Potato Chips, but she must not have used the monistat so it must have been a Wisconsin Potato Chip because it has a cheesy aftertaste.

by Doug G. August 12, 2006