My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Jam RP

Feeling like the anime main character, even tho you are embarrassing yourself.

He does so much Jam RP recently

by Solid_jai July 31, 2024

jig jams

Music that African Americans listen to

Wow Jamal is bumping the jig jams today

by blickyyyyyy August 5, 2024

Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel

Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3

by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

Clam jam

When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.

“Bro did you get fucked last night?”

“Nah man I got clam jammed.”

“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”

by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023

Clam Jammed

The female version of cock block

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.

by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023