Mall Metal

Linkin Park, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch

That radio station is so mall metal.

by Posersmustdie July 28, 2022

Metal Bitchin’

Describes cool, yet shitty things

Alondra: live life to the fullest just to die by a furry what a way to go.
Aiden: metal bitchin’

by Cute brown girl March 13, 2018

Metal cock

A metal cock that is metal

bro that do has a metal cock

by narutobro December 8, 2021

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Metal Mike

An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.

Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!

by Xasisiotis November 23, 2021

bey blade metal fusion

it is by far the greatest ainme in the world and if you think otherwise you deserve to rot in hell

dude: demon slayer is the best anime
me: no bey blade metal fusion
dude: cries

by exub1a August 24, 2021

Navy Metal

When a tough guy navy prick listens to music. Pretty much the least amount of talent is required to play this music. He thinks he sounds cool listening to metal, but everybody knows hes a douche.

Adam: Bro, I hate John's taste in music.
Steve: ikr, listens to all that navy metal

by Dontuseyourrealnams February 27, 2019