The Truman Show

that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….

I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

showed em

stating the obvious, saying something unfunny or lame

boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour

girl: aw you just showed em

by yung greezy June 20, 2010

Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.

Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Show-Upper

How about something like :

Show-upper: a person that consistently shows up to shit that they signed up for and doesn’t flake

“Hey, is Michelle going to showmor what?” “ Dude, chill, she’s a show-upper, she’ll be here”

by One who’s not so wise June 28, 2018

Show On!

Show On is a cheering expresion you say to someone. The term was created by royo in his second studio album called Show On, Seamus.

show on! mother, everything will be alrigh
show on! friend, the sun will shine on us again
show on! do your best!

by handledeeznuts333 February 20, 2023