Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Mud Nigger

A term used by the British during the slavery era in the Indian subcontinent. It was predominantly used as a derogatory remark towards slaves that hailed from the Indian sub-continent and was paralleled/inspired by the use of the n-word as a derogatory remark for African slaves that were imported into America.

"Get that mud nigger away from here and back to the labor camp"

by Investor202 April 23, 2024

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Tennessee Mud Flap

An action in which a girl who's pussy is destroyed as well as having shit in it and then queefing in your face and her flaps and the shit goes go all over your nose.

My sister Tennessee Mud Flapped a man and he beat her.

by Poopooman96 March 1, 2025

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023