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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
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Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
by Dubzak May 28, 2019
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Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.
I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo
by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025
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Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!
by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023
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Dirty Mike Special

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!
by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022
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Mike Vandantillaart

The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣
Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
by Kyota Vandantillaart November 10, 2022
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Mike

Mostly a guy who is a gay
This have caused the term: He is a Mike
He is a Mike
by Destielmon January 27, 2017
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