Skip to main content

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
mugGet the Lick the Tentmug.

diabolical lick

a trend on tiktok where dumbass teens steal stuff from school and call it a diabolical lick
person 1: yooo i just hit this diabolical lick today😩
person 2: sick dude 😩😩
by thatgurl22 September 14, 2021
mugGet the diabolical lickmug.

lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)
Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice
by Momof9cats January 25, 2023
mugGet the lick my slicemug.

Licks every bowl

This phrase holds unequivocal value and can be used in various ways. Originating from the Cultural land of India, this phrase was first coined when a woman was caught licking every bowl in her thaali, Nowadays it is used to to signify that a woman( or man ) simply can’t have just one, but every single one in existence.
Example 1

Person 1: bro i saw her hooking up with 7 guys last night

Person 2: she genuinely licks every bowl yaar

Example 2
Person 1: isn’t he applying to 15 universities?

Person 2: he’s licking every bowl wtf
by travis sneaker allah September 18, 2022
mugGet the Licks every bowlmug.

Devious Lick

A devious lick is a masterful theft in which the criminal steals something of great social or political value. These Items may include but are not excluded to: traffic lights, hamsters, soap dispensers, small children, and government documents.
Person 1: It's only the first day of school and I've already hit the most devious lick!
Person 2: Oh yeah? And what might that be?
Person 1: *Pulls 45. out of school bag
by Heterosexual white male September 17, 2021
mugGet the Devious Lickmug.

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.
The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket
by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022
mugGet the Lick the cricketmug.

Lick Gun

Oh, Your Lick Gun
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
mugGet the Lick Gunmug.

Share this definition