grow a patch of hair

Saying to describe a man's lack of balls- no hair on ass.

afraid to address your boss grow a patch of hair

by Bennie M May 28, 2008

freckle past a hair

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011

Scene Hair Addict

People who spend hours on their hair, making sure it's PERFECTLY straight up or that the strands are in place, Just perfect!

Lizzy: Geez, You spend way too much time on your hair Jackie, You Scene Hair Addict.

Jackie: More..HAIR SPRAY! *eeep*

by Rainbow Dinosaur <3 October 22, 2008

Pointy Haired Boss

A sociopathic boss that is also the most inept, stupid human being alive.

Dilbert is managed by a Pointy Haired Boss.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

gray haired romano

The pubes of an old man after sex so that they look oiled like an italian persons hair.

My grandpa had a gray haired romano after molesting my sister.

by Mute8s December 25, 2008

part your hair

Code word for farting.

Girl one- Oh man, I need to part my hair!
Girl two- Part your hair gurl, part it!
Boy- Why? Your hair looks fine.
-Girl one and two- HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Girl one- PARTED!!

by ASDFJK!!!! October 12, 2008

hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.

Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."

by Wigsobig February 17, 2008