National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.

Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022

fuckers first ladies last

Simple rules example “ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

“ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

by DaBoogieboy69420 December 1, 2021

ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit

caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line

by the come goblin December 5, 2021

Tweedle dick the bug fucker

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.

OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.

by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

bitch titty fucker knock

the act of performing intercourse with a woman.

That bitch titty fucker knock was amazing last night

by Vacalumptious Dametrix Jeffers April 11, 2008

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009