the boob effect

A woman who has a ugly face, but amazing breasts.

Dude 1: that girl has amazing tits
Dude 2: but look at her face.
Dude 1: i'd still do her
Dude 2: Thats the boob effect

by FanCon January 17, 2016

chodeiolous effect

The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.

Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.

by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016

referral effect

the uncomfortable silence that occurs after a student is written up by a teacher

Mr. Melk wrote up John today for swearing, it was the awkwardest referral effect afterwards ever.

by On the Brink of Kraken July 12, 2016

The Pomegranate Effect

The Pomegranate Effect refers to the more realistic expenditure of time. Specifically, if a project should take 10 hours to complete, it will in fact take 30 hours due to the realistic expenditure of time. This use of x3 is regularly applied in this effect. The name originated from a project wherein an artist was painting a pomegranate for a 10 hour project which in fact took 30 hours.

Sculpting this should take me 2 hours, but factoring in the Pomegranate Effect, it'll realistically take 6.

by Sadness Salsa February 14, 2018

Khalifa Effect

Induced by smoking pot while listening to Wiz Khalifa; at this point of smoking, you'll be so stoned that you will feel like a fucking g.

Man, Medicated by Wiz just came on and that Khalifa effect knocked me on my ass.

by Nuggetsauce January 3, 2017

the bollywood effect

When one or two people dance with each other and it escalates to the whole world dancing with him/her/them in perfect sync. This effect is prevalent in Bollywood movies, hence the name.

"I saw a couple dancing to a catchy tune in the horizon and the next thing you know, I'm dancing with my friends behind the couple without any reason and nailing it on my first try!"

"That's the Bollywood effect."

by Kuurei-Z January 18, 2017

Feehan Effect

The person who has gained the Feehan Effect will become triggered way to easily and may even resort to semi-fighting when you disagree with anything he says. He will turn red and throw the worst punch ever if he goes into semi-fighting mode.

Help!!! HE HAS GOT THE FEEHAN EFFECT

by Doge is dead meme January 23, 2017