Dump truffle

The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.

After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.

by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 2, 2017

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

National dump tea on a brit day

October 30th, get ya kettles ready and dump tea on anyone from the UK

That british chick got tea dumped on her for national dump tea on a brit day

by Feisty American Minecraft God October 25, 2019

Create Meme Dump Day

December 18th is Create Meme Dump Day

Hey, you celebrated Delete Meme Dump Day, now it's time for Create Meme Dump Day.

by TheChickenMan64 December 17, 2020

Crown Fried Dump

When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken

Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first

by gajdududh December 18, 2020

Boot dump

When you take a shit and it smells so bad you vomit into the same toilet

I woke up hungover as hell and did a boot dump in the bathroom

by BootdumperInSalzburg December 22, 2020

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021