by SenseiPooty July 3, 2025

by jim89h July 26, 2016

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."
"don't threaten me with a good time"
"don't threaten me with a good time"
by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.
by anonymous January 12, 2023

The best burgers on the planet, for the planet. Created by two-time Burger Bash champs Spike Mendelsohn and Mike Colletti.
by PLNTBURGER November 24, 2021

When you know you shouldn't, but you eat it anyway, and you feel like you're going to die afterwards.
by DeathByBeef April 22, 2019
