alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

Alabama Panhandle

When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.

Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?

by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Alabama Wetdown

The act of pissing on someone.

Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!

by Audi0sl4v3 June 30, 2022

alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023

Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.

Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday

by Gottasitch May 3, 2021

Alabama Poutine

A container of fries covered in semen

I gave Dave a large plate of Alabama Poutine

by Johnny Caviar March 27, 2024