DEEZ NUTZ ETHAN
by yasssssssss234234 November 24, 2021

by Jud3wyd December 1, 2023

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024

An awesome guy who loves Pokémon, Minecraft, video games, and Harry Potter. He owns the YT channel Ethan the Blue Demon Vlogging but his parents took it away.
by Awesome Guy 3619 April 16, 2025

Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.
by rawrxdkms June 2, 2018

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.
Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
by EthanHall September 12, 2021
