Let’s fuck—but we can only do anal because I CAN’T give up my virginity or else I’m a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
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GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
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It smelled great.
Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.
It smelled great.
Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.
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