Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020

door

something that is better shut than opened

Damn bro that door is hot

by accuratemolester June 13, 2023

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

by Kakeman May 7, 2020

Door knob

Someone who is always having sex and everyone has a turn

Man I had sex with a proper door knob last night!

by Urbanrebel3001 February 6, 2017

Force the door

To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.

Nate: Are you guys gonna win tonight?

Zane: Hell yeah, we will force the door!

by Zane88 October 12, 2014