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Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
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undercarriage work

All the surgeries, pills, injections, etc... that a transsexual (in this case male-to-female) undergoes IOT present as a female as much as his bankroll and his physical structure (face bone structure, small frame, small hands and feet, hair, voice, etc...) will allow.
Friend 1: "Hey, man! Who's that fine-ass chick across the room?"
Friend 2: "That's not a chick, dude. That's a guy who's had a lot of undercarriage work done."
by pellis214 April 11, 2019
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why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025
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Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman
Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!
by Hllwnn October 22, 2019
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working out

a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever
dave:u need to lose weight

clay: you should workout to lose all that weight

sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass
by kai_love October 14, 2021
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Work

by 216216216clee January 14, 2024
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trying to work it out

expression used by couples that are breaking up but won't admit it. Often just delaying the inevitable.
Tiger Woods & his wife were "trying to work it out" after she caught him cheating. But she took his ass to the cleaners anyhow
by hapyboy61 February 18, 2010
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