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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
mugGet the toilet bitchingmug.

Nigritro Toilet

Nigritro toilets are the chaddest of all chads. If you have a 10 pack and you're buff as hell and you're 6'7 and all the women fall for you, you know you are a nigritro toilet! Nigritro toilets have lots of friends and girls chase him all day.
Oh my god, nigritro toilet is so so hot, I want him.
by Xx69HaramKutta420xX April 9, 2022
mugGet the Nigritro Toiletmug.

skibidi toilet

a very horrible tragedy that has destroyed minds
son: i love skibidi toilet
father: this is the end of our bloodline
by SLIGGLE WIGGLE RIGGLE July 27, 2024
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

same piss different toilet

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
by EmWare January 2, 2025
mugGet the same piss different toiletmug.

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing
ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure
by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020
mugGet the toilet failuremug.

Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.
1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.
by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019
mugGet the Toilet headmug.

skibidi toilet

The Skibidi Toilet is singing the skibidi song.
by Knyynynyhnhnmnm December 28, 2023
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

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