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Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long
I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!
by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017
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Foot long sub

Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing

(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf”
by The mother fucker!?!? June 17, 2023
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My shii long

Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.
by MR.GET February 11, 2019
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long neck

“she got a long neck
by theredeyedpigeon December 24, 2021
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Long

(of a vowel or syllable) being the greater of the two used in complete lengths.
Yes, here is a sentence:
"The bird's long tail feathers caught wind, and it glided effortlessly over a distance in the air."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
by WTBHeals December 2, 2011
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Long bob jones

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.
by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021
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