Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

smoke your slime

Killing your homie (slime) for any particular reason

Example of smoke your slime:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

Smoke Feed

Fake Weed. Half of the time just grass or paper.

I bought some weed from my usual dealer but the little ass hole sold me smoke feed.

by Vinnie V. December 16, 2006

Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.

by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024

Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.

Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.

by xhmxnano July 27, 2024

Down the smoke

Gay or queer slang for a man sucking another mans dick and swallowing.

I’ll be going to Greg’s later to down the smoke.

I downed so much smoke last night.

by Tetetwhahaha August 30, 2025

No Smoke

No BS/no lie. Genuinely, without reservation, not blowing smoke up someone's derriere. The upscale, pinkies-up version of "No Cap".

No smoke, Matthew McConaughey was at the speakeasy last night.

by The Etymologists January 16, 2023