squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.

"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".

by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017

Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.

Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.

by zoostory May 16, 2011

Turkey Run

When you try to fuck 4 girls in 24 hours. A little bit harder than a hat trick.

Yo bro, I thought it was just going to be a hat trick...but then that barber shop chick called me wanting my Dee. I gave it to her. She earned after that fresh cut she gave me. Turkey Run Complete.

by bobertbohnson May 5, 2022

tracy broke turkey

Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free

Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.

by Psycho god June 7, 2018

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016

Turkey

A term commonly misused to describe someone stupid or to describe a man's nether region.

Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.

Homer rolled a Turkey last night at the alley, with the Pin Pals.

by mfomari February 28, 2025

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

by THC419 August 4, 2024