Nose pee

When your nose is visibly runny but without big boogers

“Eww bro, wipe your nose pee”

“Haha Momma you have nose pee!”

by Shmells January 19, 2023

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funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

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Pee Niece

• A certain way if pronouncing penis
• when someone is really stupid

John: did you really put your cock in the microwave?

George: yes I did.
John: you’re such a pee niece

by Kokwore November 24, 2020

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pEE

Like the word "pee" but the "p" is always lowercase and the "e"s are always uppercase. -3-
Pronounced "pppppEEEEEE"

"My tortoise died this morning" *sad uwu*
"Aww man pEE"

by Gaby J November 2, 2019

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The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

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