Simp Sucker

Female who allows/sucks up to a simp for any reason, but mainly "pity", even though they think there annoying and complain to others about him.

She keeps talking to him even though she said he annoys her, she`s such a simp sucker.

by ShadowRocks2 March 31, 2020

Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 01, 2022

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

simp hunter

Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.

A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl

B: ur such a simp hunter

by Proofed September 14, 2020

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 29, 2020

beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024