Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

The Old Tennessee Switcheroo

When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.

Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!

by HoseyMoreLikePosey December 2, 2016

frail old man

Joe Biden

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly

by Dic Evans March 2, 2023

The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022

day-old refries

looks terrible,awful ,exhausted

He looked like day-old refries.

by Renewer February 11, 2018

Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016