Noah Meyer

A person who cant shot from three.
"Yo, why you keep missing, you are becoming a Noah Meyer"
by marqusmarion September 22, 2020
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A Noah

When making out with two seperate girls that are coincidentally best friends in a short period of time. Then after reaping the benefits begins to freak out.
Me: dude I made out with Payton and Ashley... what do I do....
Bro: dude you just pulled a Noah...
Me: I know man what do I do *crys*
by BigBona69 June 01, 2017
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A noah

When you make out with two girls within minutes of each other with them both knowing about each other
That dude pulled a noah at the party last night
by Selliott24 June 01, 2017
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noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.
This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.
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Noah Margate

Noah Margate is a residential real estate agent of the highly-ranked Keller Williams Premier, the #1 real estate franchise in the country and one of the world's most innovative companies. This provides Noah with the tools and resources he needs to deliver excellent service. As demonstrated by several 5-star client reviews, he strives to provide world-class service through local knowledge, process expertise, responsiveness, and negotiation skills.
Sally: "Yeah, we're thinking about moving to Houston." Billy: "You should call my REALTOR® Noah Margate! He serves Houston and the Greater Houston areas. Great guy!" Sally: "Awesome! I'll give him a call."
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Noah Jenkins

Dogshit ass magician,thats a retard in school but not really,Kid got mad cake
even though hes bad at magic,he got ass like Noah Jenkins
by daddyjett January 29, 2020
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Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 27, 2016
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