Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

lezbehonest friend

Adj. Friendship between two women, who both identify with a non-heterosexual orientation. Benefits that surpass friendship may be inclusive with this friend.

My friend in Boston might come for the summer.

Oh, is she a lezbehonest friend?

by InformedConsonant March 17, 2014

Fake Friend

Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.

Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.

by UrbanDict54321123 July 23, 2015

Benjamin friends

friends who are around certain people that have money, but as soon as the money runs out they're gone

Man' that guy had a bunch of friends at the party.
yea... they're all benjamin friends....

by COLGAR November 30, 2009

pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class

person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."

by joanie30 November 15, 2011

sib-friend

when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family

when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.

Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("

by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008