mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019

Mud Junkie

Someone who eats their own shit

Carl is such mud junkie, caught him last week in the public bathroom.

by Monka S November 17, 2022

mud slushie

What's left in the toilet when you have terrible diarrhea.

Dude! Next time you drop a mud slushie at my house please remember to flush it. Poop shit diarrhea

by Watch out for wendigos March 11, 2017

Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia

One Croatian mud pile please

by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

Like a mud

A good ass slang

“She was gone like a mud”

by KATUSI UCHIHA April 8, 2021

Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.

Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table

by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023