July

Ultraman Max Appreciation Month

bozo: ultraman max is mid
normal person: its ultraman max appreciation month
bozo was found missing in july 19

by mgkisgood6969 July 18, 2022

July

ugly bitches are born there. they have no life. they will not reach more in life in the future. they are useless

People in July are shit.

by shsnenszj April 19, 2021

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

by weskons July 28, 2024

1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq July 01, 2024

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

by ieatkids:3 February 16, 2024

July 23

The day fuckers were put together in a band called One Direction 🥳🎉🎉🎊

“It’s July 23rd let’s celebrate For there 12 year anniversary.”

by ImfinnaZayn July 15, 2022