Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up

I hate being human.

by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022

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Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

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lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.

Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.

by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022

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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

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