HAM

an acronym describing a gentleman with attractive features.

Tina: wow did you see that guy in line? he's a total HAM.
Jenny: he is hot I guess, but what's a ham?
Tina: he's a HANDSOME ASS MAN duh!

can also be used in reference to male animals, specifically cute cats and dogs. the highest compliment to give to them. besides saying they're a good boy

by KrazyKatKlan May 10, 2018

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.

I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018