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Green Day 

They used to be a good band. Don't get me wrong, they are still around; however, their newest music is more akin to the act of being shat on by a fat, hairy Ukrainian woman. Now synonymous with shit Green Day's music attracts positive attention only from awkward, pre-pubescent girls.
13-year-old girl: I LOVE GREEN DAY!
Sane human being: I would rather be fucked in the ass by four black men simultaneously than listen to that bitch whine.

Green Flagged

A single person; On the dating market.
Tova: That guy is really hot.
Eliana: I believe he's green flagged.
Tova: Nice!

green shirt 

Some of the hardest motherfuckers you've ever met. Known to be armed with mostly tennis balls as a primary means of defense/attack. Can implement immense amounts of destruction and pain with said weapons.

Chief rivals of the Blue Shirt gang.
That boy Gary's a hard motherfucker, he a green shirt!
green shirt by zchris87v September 26, 2006

Green Card 

To have a pass to spend time with ones mates away from ones partner often for the whole weekend as they are either away or busy!
Minter had a green card for the weekend to watch football and get crazy drunk with his mates because Rosie was away in france!
Green Card by mintdog September 23, 2011
V: Green-o'd
N: Green-o
Adj:Green-o


To put an end to, to epicly massacre someone or something.
"Wow you just greeno'd that joke"-V

"That kid is such a green-o, he always kills jokes."-N

"Why did you just green-o my mom, thats just gross!"-Adj.
Green-o by Track April 24, 2005

Green Day 

A sellout California punk band whose lead singer sounds like Bob Dylan on extreme doses of Ritalin. Their latest hit, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is an annoying, over-played piece of dogshit.
Green Day by I Hate Conformists April 15, 2005