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Son of a Protestant Pig Fucker

When a small inconvenience effects a Catholic life
I just stubbed my toe you son of a Protestant Pig fucker
by High King Brosef October 27, 2019
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Mother fucker cock sucker

Fucking bitch ass mother fucking cock sucker ass foreheeeed having ass mother fucker go slap your meat in a dumpster you come hat having ass imma beat the fuck out you kill yourself your a bitch ass mother fucker cock sucker cunt imma beat you to death and fuck your wife you retard you idiot incel man child kys
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Small dick kiddie fucker

Aka. “Trent Powell”

A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.

Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.

Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?

Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
by Dingdongbingbong June 10, 2019
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National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th
Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!
by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022
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Tweedle dick the bug fucker

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.
OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.
by Rutterkid August 3, 2010
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Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009
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bitch titty fucker knock

the act of performing intercourse with a woman.
That bitch titty fucker knock was amazing last night
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