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Ethan Myers 

The most amazing person you'll ever meet! He's someone who is always there for you no matter what or how bad things get. He's smart, kind, really good looking, funny, and a all around amazing person. He's the kind of person who you fall for in just a day and it will take a long time to get over him. He is the kind of person who when you think of him all the bad things go away and it's only him. He makes you feel like your the most amazing thing he's ever seen.

I love you Ethan

,Sasha
Ethan Myers is perfect in every single way!
Ethan Myers by Sashagreen799 February 13, 2019

ethan lambert 

there’s ethan lambert, tamras boyfriend and the cutest boy ever.
that’s tamras boyfriend. ethan lambert is the cutest person ever. his laugh is the most precious thing you’ll ever hear. and he tries everything he can to make you laugh. ethan lambert loves his gf more than any other of his friends and puts her first.
ethan lambert by ebosgf January 25, 2020

Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol 

This is a type of defication, that upon finishing your poop, it doesn't leave a trace on the toilet paper. Additionally it also doesn't leave any trace within the toilet bowl. Basically its vanishes without a trace - hence Mission Impossible.
That was a proper Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol poop

Ethan Bunney 

A goat fucking faggot that sucks at fortnite and can also be called John he is mostly sighted at night eating grass in your yard if you see a Ethan Bunney/John please call the Global Wildlife and report an escaped faggot
Oh no one of global wildlife’s faggot Ethan Bunney things is eating our grass again
Ethan Bunney by Bigquy May 25, 2018

Ethan Haneef 

Blacc Boi, Has the BIG GAY, Anime Weeb Lord, ETHAN HANEEF!!!
Jacob - "Bro have you seen the new anime thing?"
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*
Ethan Haneef by xXJazzMasterXx September 7, 2018