The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016
Get the chodeiolous effect mug.A phenomenon describing a seemingly osmotic transferral of grossly unjustifiable confidence from one individual to another caused by an overdose of social contact with the Stanton effect carrier.
Person 1: “Man, I saw Brett from college last week he’s been working as Trump’s office manager at the White House and MAN he is an arrogant SOB these days”
Person 2: “Classic case of the Stanton effect bro.”
Person 2: “Classic case of the Stanton effect bro.”
by Blaggerz55 June 23, 2018
Get the The Stanton effect mug.The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.
Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?
Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.
Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.
by Just An ACC Student April 30, 2011
Get the Hatmaker Effect mug.The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
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The reason why it's called the DDG Effect is due to the Rapper DDG Dropping his song I'm Geekin 17 times
The reason why it's called the DDG Effect is due to the Rapper DDG Dropping his song I'm Geekin 17 times
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Get the The Beach Effect mug.The Gabe Effect is a recognized conspiracy theory first coined by influential Tiktoker 'itzmegabe2'. It is the shared belief that anything and everything is somehow (or can be), in some way, traced back to Gabe.
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