Put you asshole right against your significant other’s asshole, then one of you has to shit into the other person’s asshole.
by Owuhpug November 20, 2019
Get the Dark transfermug. *2 people hear about the news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.
by Rosie Rosewartz September 11, 2023
Get the Dark Humormug. No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.
Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2023
Get the Darkmug. by greenmario October 24, 2017
Get the new Dark Soulsmug. by a dumb donkey May 24, 2021
Get the The Dark Daysmug. texting After 10:30pm were individuals send emotional and graphic messages an sometimes will express themselves with emojis such as 💦😘😋💯🍑😆💕😜👅
by The real voice July 15, 2015
Get the After dark Hoursmug. A ginger that plays the bass clarinet but doesn't know note name. Went through a period where he had a new girlfriend every week, and then turned into a discord mod. Would moderate discord servers, join vcs, and scroll tiktok edits instead of doing classwork, and some manages to pass his classes. Hit the penjamen in the back of gym class, and smokes weed. One of the top greatest 10 people of all time.
by drakepricefan123 August 21, 2025
Get the The Dark Princemug.