A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024
What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023
by TILR16 March 18, 2022
When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.
“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night
by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019
Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
by 011000110 June 23, 2017