This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024
Get the narcissistic assholemug. 
A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.
by felixh January 27, 2017
Get the Listen, assholemug. Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
Get the bag of hammered assholesmug. LITERAL DEFINITION:
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021
Get the THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLEmug. 
1. A term of endearment most commonly used in the tactical/self defense community.
2. Someone who really knows their field of expertise and may seem abrupt to those that did not expect to get their gear dirty.
2. Someone who really knows their field of expertise and may seem abrupt to those that did not expect to get their gear dirty.
by multicam_cowbell April 28, 2015
Get the assholemug.