Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.

You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.

by Whale Eye Willy October 7, 2020

Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

Stevie Wonder Dump

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.

After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.

by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

diddy dump

when u got a diddy dump on yo head

“what’s that on yo head?”

“lil ugly ahh with a diddy dump”

by diddydump June 2, 2022

Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).

Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.

by Bogmaster May 15, 2020

guy dump

The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.

"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."

by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023