dick dust

When you haven't had sex in a while and your penis begins to collect dust like a shelve.

I haven't gotten laid in so long I need to clean off the dick dust.

by Taylorret83 June 27, 2019

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Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.

Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!

by imboredonaroadtrip July 07, 2022

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dick trough

Where a penis goes to quench its thirst. An orifice. Mouth, Vagina, anus

Also “Cock Trough”

“Shut your fucking dick trough, Debby”

by 3l Duderin0 December 14, 2022

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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 06, 2021

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Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick

A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.

Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 03, 2023

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