Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
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Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Bulldog ass

When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.

Look at the bulldog ass on that one!

by SuburbanNary November 10, 2020

ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.

I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.

by Baby Luv June 9, 2021

up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.

*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."

by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024

Swanky ass hoe

A down ass bitch you don't wanna get to trippin with.

Dat Amber chick a real swanky bitch, nah she a swanky ass hoe!

by Itsbigstones December 28, 2018