dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

Dirty Arjun

Someone who vastly overestimates his or her abilities in a sport or skill, yet aggressively defends his lack of skill to his peers

Bro, you suck at pickup stop being such a Dirty Arjun

by He found me November 22, 2021

Dirty Elyssa

When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.

I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.

by 8461947 March 6, 2024

Dirty Palmer

An unlikely breakfast cocktail comprising a pint of cider and a pickled egg.

James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up

by RoboMD November 23, 2021

dirty south podcast

The best podcast on the face of the earth. Owen and Bowman elegantly flow from topic to topic, fostering a great conversation and making for a very pleasant experience for listeners. Their witty and out-of-the-box humor always warrants a hearty chuckle.

I just listened to the latest episode of the dirty south podcast! Owens voice made me feel funny

by chuck27897171 September 10, 2020

Dirty Dager

The Dirty Dager is a word that came from the early months of 2011. It is when a Male has a Female perform a blow job(Oral Sex, BJ, Mouth Polish), after he has busted a nut (Ejaculated, Cummed, Spurted) in or on his female counterpart (perferably in her mouth, extra points if she she swallows). As he leaves the house he steals a DVD or a Video Game, or even possibly a CD of his choice.

So the other night I met this broad at the bar, she was a real bitch, so later that night I gave her the good ol Dirty Dager.

It can be used in any of the following grammatical manners as well:
Noun-
He is a real Dirty Dager.
Adverb-
Before the night is over, Im going to give that girl the Dirty Dager.

by Midnight Bandit January 13, 2011

Dirty Kat

The act of giving your man a blowjob in the shower while wearing your shower cap.

Bro she gave me a Dirty Kat last night.

by That tik tok guy December 22, 2025