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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
mugGet the Asphodel-assmug.

Sent our ass

BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.
by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024
mugGet the Sent our assmug.

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
mugGet the Bagel in the assmug.

sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".
Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
by often delighted February 24, 2022
mugGet the sit assmug.

Ass music sever

If u are here your balls are huge 👍
Oh I bet they are in the ass music sever
by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022
mugGet the Ass music severmug.

blunty ass

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell
jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it
by beb May 23, 2016
mugGet the blunty assmug.

National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.
by Flosey December 29, 2023
mugGet the National Ass pic Daymug.

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