Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

Big dick

#mine

dam he has a big dick

by jkb;hih;o March 10, 2022

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Dick head

Someone how is such a prick

Oii man why are you such a dick head

by Youngdaggerdick1 January 30, 2020

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.

Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!

by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020