Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024

Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.

Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!

by Gnaja April 1, 2025

dick

the best dick you will ever get

omg his dick is so good

by hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees November 27, 2018

Conns dick

Conns dick is as big as an krakens dick if it were real. It is SOOOOOO slimy and delicious. If you meet someone with a conns dick, enjoy

Girl- how big is you dick
Guy- I have a Conns dick
Girl- oooooooh I'm ready

by Have a fun time June 27, 2021

Dick

The most bootylicious guy friend you will ever have

He's my Dick

by Mr Mathenge October 5, 2018

Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

by scivibes August 20, 2025

Side dick

Male side chick

“So your girl isn’t really your girl?”

“No, I’m her side dick.”

by Anonymous 4732 March 6, 2020