Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.

I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.

by thatgirlana June 1, 2019

Cool- Ass Honkie

A pimped- out car for picking up hookers, usually with an exceptionally loud horn.

"Damn, that's a cool- ass honkie".

by Aust January 15, 2018

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025

Ass hopper

People who go Lilly pad to Lilly pad fucking it all.

You ass hopper you fuckitall and went garloomp.how can you jump person to person and we never even introduced you to them

by Ckebme June 6, 2021

strut that ass

To show off

What Mercedes-Benz drivers who work at the arsenal like to do

The asshole assistant principal likes to strut that ass.

It's the chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got, to strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass

by Lil Skelly August 1, 2022

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010